I just woke up(yay for sleeping in!!) and now I’m just laying in bed craving Nacho Mamas. I wish there was a talented Mexican chef in my kitchen right now. I’d consider showing him my boobs in exchange for a chimichanga.
Also. I lost my hair tie in the night so I look like ferocious lion. so that’s fun.
theres a bridal shower going on at my house right now and im taking pictures of it. i also have a stomach virus so im currently escaped to my room after vomiting. everyone keeps offering food to me and i have mad3 up every bullshit excuse in the book that isnt “i have a stomach virus and if i eat i will throw it up within a few minutes”. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
the people here are also really snobby. ie the woman probably in her late 50s wearing hot pink trouser pants, 5 inch black louboutins and a white blazer. like pardon me? see ya around. im wearing a spring-y floral dress and pink flats. help me. send help tumblr. also. theyve been eating for like 2 hours. and im sorry but there are only so many pictures of people sitting around eating that can be taken. not to mention that not many females are a fan of getting their pictures taken while shoving a bagel down!
the things i do for my sister. poor maid of honor sister. aw.
update: I psycho dialed my dad at 4am until he woke up then made him come downstairs and walk me upstairs to sleep on the couch. I’m horrified to even enter my room. Ill probably sleep on the couch until it’s confirmed that there are no more mice in my room. Rodents are my arch nemesis.
so basically what it comes down to is that I am incapable of functioning as a normal real person. back to sleep on the god damn couch I go!
THERE IS A FUCKING MOUSE IN MY ROOM. IT’S LOUD ASS EATING JUST WOKE ME UP. UGH I WANT TO THROW UP!!! when I woke up, I also had to pee so I had to run across the room and down the all in a petrified mess. why the fuck did this happen to me?! omg this is horrific. I fucking hate mice.
ATTENTION ALL: my hair is finally long enough to cover my boobs again. thank god, now I can stop wasting money on shirts and stuff.
I can wait until Monday. Brian and I decided to do a less expensive, still very nice date…just quite a bit before Valentines day. We’re having dinner in Baltimore next week as our date. Today marks the start of restaurant week in Baltimore so a ton of places offer 3 course meals for $30. Two broke college kids wanting a nice night…restaurant week is our savior. I’m really excited! Then on actual Valentine’s Day…we’re going to make a nice dinner together and just have a night in at my house. No gifts, no hallmark holiday bullshit…just a nice us night.
I’ve always disliked the idea of valentines day being this day that you waste money on stupid things. it’s not my birthday, it’s not Christmas, it’s not a random day that just strikes you so I don’t see the point of extravagant gifts. but I also don’t like completely discrediting the day and being a cranky bitch about love. so lets just use the day to be really thankful the love we have for each other.
and with that…WORK TIME :( Happy Friday!
just so were all clear:
if the ravens win tonight, I will be dying a sizable portion of my hair purple this evening. and I’m not talking temp purple. I’m talking bleaching then purple.
RAVENS FUCKING NATION.